Need some graphs, charts, or diagrams interpreted? Want your OpenSearch cluster to crash? Would you like tea with your biscuit? Not enough bald guys in the office, therefore workmanship is low? If you already have a Steve, do not bother contacting me: there can be only one. Stephens are OK.
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"I love working with you!"
"See ya, Suckers!"
"I wonder what's on page 14 MILLION!"
Best stunt double this side of the Mississippi.
I wouldn't even hire Steve as a Coxswain at my yacht club.
Make sure you tell Steve that we will REALLY miss him.
Who's Steve?
Steve is the best person I have ever worked with.
Easily one of the top 5 Steves at the company.
Fuck you, Steve!
Steve never skips leg day! I will miss your tooshy and our long rides in the office, my Heeman.
Steve farted on camera over Zoom and I could smell it.
It's hard to work in the same office as Steve because I too am bald and people won't let me get any work done because they think I am him.
He's pretty OK sometimes, I guess.
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